'Karen doesn't like that I removed my rose bushes': Karen sent on goose chase after neighbor misleads her regarding where he works

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    Plant - "I replaced my rose bushes in front of my house. My house, not [Karen's] house"
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    Font - Karen doesn't like that I removed my rose bushes, so I send her on a goose chase Been going on for a few weeks now Long story short I replaced my rose bushes in front of my house. My house, not her house, but my house you know the one I own.
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    Font - Anyway Karen comes over and knocks on my door and tells me she doesn't like that I removed the rose bushes and I told Karen I don't care. She asked me to clarify what I said and I said "I don't give a what you think"
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    Font - Shocked she goes "You can't speak to me like that" to which I said "Well I just did" she goes "Who do you work for" Quick thinking I go "O I work for (local HVAC) company as a sales manager" she goes "O that's nice"
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    Font - 2 days later Karen comes over and tells me that I've never worked for Local HVAC company and I'm lying. I smile and go "Opps forgot I just changed jobs I work at (local digital ad agency)"
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    Font - Karen goes off on her merry little way 3 days later she comes back and advises me its a crime to lie to her about where I work at. I laugh. She tells me I'm being super unprofessional I laugh
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    Font - (Boys I work for a 100% WFH company that no one has ever heard of, and I haven't updated my Linkedin since I started my job not even sure if it would be possible for a regular person to figure out who I work for)
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    Font - I go "Fine, look you can go complain to my boss if you want but i'm the GM at the local Ford dealer" Its been 4 days No I don't work at the local Ford Dealer
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    Font - Karen hasn't come back Sure hope the GM at the local Ford Dealer doesn't share a similar name to mine. 183 Comments + Award
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    Font - djdaedalus42 +2. 22 hr. ago Find out who she works for and then tell her you work there. 3.5k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - bruh_wut69 19 hr. ago And then take out a restraining order on her...BOOM...infinite loop! 662 Reply Share
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    Font - Illustrious-March-55. 22 hr. ago Bro why tf does your neighbor talk to you so much 857 Reply Share
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    Font - Era8_Legit OP. 22 hr. ago I just moved here, apparently, I heard she helped plant those rose bushes with the old owners. If I knew that I'd have offered to give them to her...but I didn't. I didn't find this out until talking to a neighbor a few days ago. 855 Reply Share
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    Font - Windk86 21 hr. ago She tells me I'm being super unprofessional I didn't know your home was a place of work 635 Reply Share
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    Font - DarthCredence. 21 hr. ago Twist is, it is! OP works for a company that is 100% work from home, so they absolutely were at work. Karen here is still crazy, it's just funny that OP was, indeed, at work. 387 Reply Share
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    Rectangle - I-am-Chubbasaurus. 21 hr. ago It's a crime to lie to her about where you work??? LOL, who does she think she is, the IRS? 445 Reply Share
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    Font - FreddyForshadowing 22 hr. ago Not bad. I probably would have just ended the first conversation with, "Cool story, thanks for sharing" and then shut the door in her face. 249 Reply Share
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    Font - jewelophile 21 hr. ago In what world is it illegal to lie to a neighbor about where you work? You could tell her you're the man behind the dinosaur in Barney, or the President of the United States, or Colonel Fucking Saunders himself. Lord have mercy. 59 Reply Share

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